Change of plan...

This was in no way the original purpose of this LJ but...

Sometimes the plot bunnies visit me, but if I try to wrap words around them they evaporate. So I pass my bunnies along to my best friend who can turn them into fics.

So we were having random chat on Google... ah yes "emailing food much harder than emailing music"... "could e-mail the essence of rice?"... and plot bunny was born!

So, challenge: Food smut and telephone sex. H/D for pref. Go forth and scribble!