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When my younger brother was still little, my parents decided to let my grandparents babysit to get some bonding. This is rare, as we live far from them, and only visit about once a month. Dad “don’t worry, it’s easy. When he’s hungry, you feed him, when his diaper`s full, you change it Grandma “but […]

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Posted by Elna McHilderson

You think top models are ferocious on the catwalk? Wait until you see an actual cat in shoes! Scroll on to peak the purrfect felines vs shoes memes. 

It's not easy being purrfect, but somebody has to do it. And that would be, every single cat ever, because they are all purrfect little sweet demons. Who, by the way, can wear fresh kicks like nobody else! Do they actually like to wear them or even know what they are doing with shoes? Probably not, but whatever. They're correct. Whatever the cat does, yes, just yes. End of discussion! 

We were scrolling the other day, as one does, until our eyes started to hurt, because we got stuck on "cats vs shoes" algo. The amount of hilarious content that includes cats and shoes is epic. We couldn't stop! Did you know that some cats even love their human's smelly shoes because that stank is comforting to them like catnip? That just warms my heart. Kinda gross, but still adorable either way. 

Anyways, we wanted to share these meownificent kittos and their shoes of choice. Some even have their own shoes! Like crocs, different colored paws, or a nice trim job that has them boot-less. You just have to see it to understand below! 

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Feb. 13th, 2026 09:00 am
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I am visiting a used bookstore. People walking by outside can see displays of books through the storefront’s windows, there are carts of books on sale right outside the front door, the store is filled with full bookshelves, and there are stacks of books lying on the ground and tabletops everywhere. A guy walks into […]

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The Concept Is Unable To Register

Feb. 13th, 2026 08:00 am
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Customer #1: "I don't get it. This register is open, right?"
Customer #2: *From behind me.* "You need to get in line at the back."
Customer #1: "I don't get it. This is a second register. It's open."
Customer #2: "Yeah, and you can line up for it back there."

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A large pickup pulls up into our parking lot. I see a full family start unloading a tired-looking old sofa from the back, and my coworker and I both sigh.
Coworker: "That's gonna be a return."
Me: "It looks ancient."

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Posted by Elna McHilderson

A woman in Ohio runs a cat rescue operation all on her own. When she came across a cat limping in the freezing cold snow, she immediately went to work. After failed catches and sleepless nights, she was able to save the baby!

This cat went from freezing cold street dweller to the biggest snuggly bug indoor baby. The woman says he is already scheduled for a vet visit, but she has sprayed his paw with wound spray, and the kitty is acting so much better. 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

One minute it's a cat. The next minute it's a perfectly frosted spiral of fluff.

Some cats don't nap. They bake. The second they tuck their paws in and wrap their tails around their noses, they turn into purrfect little cinnamon rolls sitting fresh out of an imaginary oven. Their fur twists into soft spirals, ears disappear, and suddenly there's just a round, fluffy pastry breathing slowly on the couch. If someone told you it smelled like sugar in the room, it wouldn't feel impossible.

When a cat curls up like this, the whole space gets quieter. Everything slows to match their tiny, steady breaths. The outside world can keep doing whatever it's doing, but the cinnamon roll remains committed to rest. It's a full-body decision. Paws gone. Face tucked. Roll sealed. They look warm enough to toast your hands on.

Watching them stay that perfectly round feels like being let in on a secret skill humans never mastered. Cats know how to shut down properly. No half-naps. No checking notifications. Just pure, uninterrupted loafing in pastry form.

Enjoy these adorable moments while sipping a warm cup of coffee and letting the morning stretch out a little longer. A cinnamon-roll cat snoozing nearby turns an ordinary day into a slow one, the kind built for blankets, quiet light, and absolutely no rush to be anywhere else.

Coke Zero Comprehension

Feb. 13th, 2026 01:00 am
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Me: "Coke Zero if you have it, iced tea if you don't."
Cashier: "We don't have Pepsi."
Me: "Um, right. I asked for Coke Zero?"
Cashier: "So Diet Coke?"

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Posted by Sarah Brown

The noise complaint turned into a rescue mission.

On the hottest day of the year, a tiny kitten was crying from inside a bush outside a workplace and absolutely refusing to be ignored. A neighbor complained about the noise. Security came to check. Security happened to be a mom who took one look at the situation and decided that kitten was not staying there. A quick phone call to her daughter followed. she someone want a kitten? A yes came instantly. Within hours, the little bush baby was on the way to the vet and on the way home.

She weighed under a pound and barely looked real, more like a handful of fur than a full cat. At roughly four weeks old she needed bottle feedings around the clock. Her first bed was a lizard bed because nothing else fit. The name Munchkin stuck at first, not just for her size but because she looked like a tiny mixed box of candy. Later she became Piper, or Pip, once she was big enough to confirm she was a girl.

Now Pip is eleven pounds of pure house cat confidence. She curls around feet like a personal heater and chases laser dots with serious dedication. Before drinking water she crosses her paws neatly, like she's following a ritual only she understands. She even outgrew the elder cat in the house. The bush kitten who screamed for help is gone. In her place is a spoiled, happy cat who knows exactly where she belongs.

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Posted by Briana Viser

Would you choose your pet over a partner? The woman here has had this cat for nearly 10 years – she's not parting ways with her anytime soon. 

The woman is clear and firm in her boundaries. She's had this cat since the cat was 7 weeks old, they've been together for a decade, and that type of bond is stronger than romantic relationships. She's been with her boyfriend for four years, which is also a lot of time and energy invested. They knew in the beginning what they were getting into. He knew she had a cat, and she knew he had a cat allergy, but they chose to move in together anyway. Read the full story below for all the details. 

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I was about to answer with a polite "well, if you really insist" when one the women at the table with us started a long tirade on how I could have damaged my teeth with that little stone, that it was unacceptable for a restaurant to suffer those kind of incidents, and that we should get our entire dinner comped to make up for it.

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The Dog Returns, The Worker Doesn’t

Feb. 12th, 2026 11:00 pm
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Me: "So to be clear, the dog is fine, your girlfriend is fine, you’re fine, and you can’t come in because… you’re emotionally tired?"
Employee: "It was very stressful."
Me: "You know this is a workplace, right?"

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Posted by Briana Viser

The soul, the essence, sometimes needs comfort and quiet amongst life's trials and tribulations, and that's exactly what these cat memes will provide. 

Cats breathe a sense of structure and safety into our lives. It's soothing to be next to an animal, feel its breathing, hear its inhales and exhales as you breathe together and form a bond. There's something soothing about cats in their essence. They can be calm, quiet, collected. You approach them and hear that delightful low-purr humming as you pet them in their sleepy state. Though they're not always like this, they still instill a sense of calm and quiet into us. Their love is undeniable, and their essence breathes life into us. In Aristotle's On the Soul (De Anima), the soul is thought to be the essence of a person. It's not their physical, material body that gives them form, but through the soul. It's not a substance that exists independently of the body, but gives the body function and structure. 

There's a distinction between a plant soul, an animal soul, and a human soul, according to him. Plant souls are nutritive souls responsible for growth. Animals are both nutritive souls and sensitive souls, allowing them to experience perception, desire, and movement. And a human soul is what he calls a rational soul – the ability to think, reason, and reflect. It's a philosophical explanation of the hierarchy of ecosystems.  

Though Aristotle thinks the human soul and the cat soul have a differentiation, the we can still have a strong soul bond with our pets. Scroll these calming cat memes for some pawdorable sleepy vibes that swing your soul together with your feline love. 

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Free Meal ≠ Free For All

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Customer: "I have a free meal card! This was one meal for all of us! It should be free!"
The server stiffens up and politely explains.
Server: "That isn’t how it works. It’s for one meal. You had to have known you couldn’t bring fifteen people in here and expect everyone to eat for free."

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

If there is one thing on this planet that a cat lover can count on, it is the power of funny feline photos to raise their spirits when they are feeling down.

And you know that at this point in the week there is no more hiding the fact that you are burnt out. So we figured it would be just the right time to share with you this collection of hissterical cat photos fresh from their pawrents' photo albums. Because while a good and funny cat meme can go a long way to lifting the spirits of almost any cat lover. The intimacy of getting to see such hilarious moments from the private collections of cat pawrents creates a far funnier feline photo.

So take a deep breath, let your sadness and sorrow go, and start scrolling through these hilarious cat pics to replace those emotions with some pawsitivity. What's the worst that could happen? You smile a little and make everyone at the office think you are a big old softie?
 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

You might have thought that with all the many muscles that cats have to hear and respond to our cries, that they would be great communicators. But as you'll find amongst the lines of this story, that could not be further from the truth.

You know how there are those funny signs with warnings that obviously come from a unique incident carried out by some sort of unique idiot? Well, this story is the feline equivalent of that. A tale of a cat who decides to play hide and seek with the sole intention of getting under his cat mom's skin by hiding under the house. A pitiful prank that almost resulted in the pawrent risking life and limb to check if the idiot cat had gotten stuck on the roof.

Now sure you might be right in thinking that such a story sounds familiar, and there is one that does compare - the boy who cried wolf. And while it is true that this cat child will not be believed the next time that something like this happens, in the original story there is nothing about the boy rubbing it in the town's people's faces that there was no wolf…
 

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