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We know that we complain about cats being chaotic a lot. We do, we know. It's just not great when their chaos is directed at our favorite vase. But we don't actually hate it. Our cats being chaotic little criminals is one of the things that we love them most about them. Truly. Because it's just… so funny. Cats stealing food off our plates when we turn around for exactly 0.3 seconds? Funny. A cat being on the run after robbing a supermarket and stealing precisely 3 sausages? Hilarious. A delinquent cat stealing socks and causing problems in a couple's marriage? Way funnier than you would think it could be. 

And today, a cat messing with a person and their crows. Yes, messing with them. Because that is exactly what this cat was doing. There is no other way to explain such silly behavior. And we love it. Happy ending for all… more or less. If you consider having 50 crow companions as a result of saving them from the delinquent cat a happy ending, that is. 

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As a fellow feline fanatic, we are not afraid to admit that we do a lot of weird things with our cats. We sing them made-up songs on the daily. We kiss their smelly, tuna mouth gladly. We let them sleep on our faces at night, knowing full well that their paws are disgusting. We dress them up in awwdorable outfits and let them walk down their own purrsonal catwalk. But we have never licked our cats. Although the thought has crossed our minds before.

We mean, it kind of makes sense. Cats lick things all the time. They seem to enjoy it. Maybe one day, we will try it on one of our own cats, but certainly not a stranger's cat. Well, that's what this Missouri homeowner found when perusing his purrfectly normal door-cam footage… until he found out it wasn't normal at all. The delivery guy can be seen licking his cat after delivering the package, and then walking away. Yes, you read that right. Scroll down to see it for yourself!

Ah, the story of the cat hater. We have heard many of those. People keep telling us that they hate cats, but we know the truth… We, real cat people, know that they simply have not met the right cat yet. Yes, it is that simple. Cats can win anyone over. We have seen it time and time again. We've seen dads who've hated cats their whole lives suddenly get adopted by a cat and fall in love with them. We have seen moms who hated cats fall in love with a single-braincelled orange kitten who stopped at absolutely nothing to make that happen. We've seen a boyfriend who hated cats go out of his way to save their girlfriend's cat when it got stuck in a cupboard, therefore forever losing his cat hater card. 

And today, another story. A girlfriend who hated cats - truly and honestly hated them - was won over. And all it took was the cat showing her a little real affection at a time when she needed it. Yes, it really is that easy.  

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