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40+ Feline Funnies For When You Need a Long List of Cat Cuteness
Mar. 14th, 2026 10:00 amicanhascheezburger_feedSometimes just a few cats aren't enough.
That's true for both Crazy Cat Ladies and for cat memes connoisseurs online - a small number of cats is never enough. As cat people, we all know the truth that burns inside us all like holy flame - cats are the best, and the more of them the better. That's why, just as the Crazy Cat Lady next door is collecting cats as if her house can host so much floofy feline energy without collapsing into a black hole of cuteness, we feel the need to consume a very long list of cat memes. Because even cats on the internet are never enough.
And you know that this job is ours. We actually take a lot of pride here at the I Can Has Cheezburger HQ in bringing cat lovers worldwide the best curated cat content online. And this one? Well, friends and feline fanatics, it's made for exactly when just a few cat memes aren't enough. Get ready to dive and scroll through a long list of cat cuteness!
Attempting A Daring Rescue
Mar. 14th, 2026 05:45 pmnotalwaysright_feedRead Attempting A Daring Rescue
Customer: "How dare you! No one else gets served until I get served! If that upsets you, get your manager over here faster!"
Kid, Don’t Mess With The Muffin Man
Mar. 14th, 2026 05:00 pmnotalwaysright_feedRead Kid, Don’t Mess With The Muffin Man
I normally ask the guests which doughnuts or muffins they want so that I can grab them with gloves on. There was a regular guest who had a four-year-old who constantly jumped up and picked his muffin out, touching each and every one.
icanhascheezburger_feedCat law is cat law, and every cat pawrent knows to obey their floofy feline overlords who rule their lives with an iron paw.
Some cats enact really weird laws in their domestic house kingdoms: Don't throw away the chewed-up single sock, it's a prized possession. Don't make loud noises when the cat naps on the couch, or else he'll bite. Give exactly three belly rubs, no more, no less. Even cat has their own crazed set of rules, and we as cat pawrents just sort of accept it. But some of these royal feline decrees are set in stone, and are always true for all cats worldwide.
One of them is "never disturb the cat's nap". The nap is sacred. The nap is pure bliss. The cat must nap uninterrupted. And that's exactly why it's so common for cat pawrents everywhere to get "stuck" when their feline friends decide to take a holy nap on their chest or lap. This one woman hilariously asked the online feline family if there's anything to do in this situation that she's in - only to be reminded that… no.
24 Angry Cats Who Are Purrfectly Tired of Their Humans’ Nonsense
Mar. 14th, 2026 08:00 amicanhascheezburger_feedIf cats could talk, most of them would probably spend their time filing formal complaints about their humans. From unnecessary cuddles to questionable life choices (like buying the wrong treats), these felines have simply had enough. The 24 cats in this list are serving pure, unfiltered judgment… side-eye included. Scroll through and enjoy the tiny, furious faces of cats who are clearly tired of their humans' nonsense. Honestly, the attitude is almost impressive. One look at these grumpy faces and you just know their humans are about to hear about it.
Looking Bookish At A Bookstore
Mar. 14th, 2026 03:00 pmnotalwaysright_feedRead Looking Bookish At A Bookstore
Customer: "Point me toward the romance section."
I have no idea where the romance section went, but I don’t see an employee to send her to, and it really isn’t that big of an inconvenience to give it a shot. I start my answer with:
Me: "I don’t know, but—"
Customer: *Interrupting.* "—It's really unprofessional that you don’t know where anything is!"
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Eventually
Mar. 14th, 2026 02:30 pmnotalwaysright_feedRead Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Eventually
Me: "[Son], why are there dirty dishes on the counter?"
Son: "Thermal shock."
Me: *Not expecting that.* "...I'm sorry, what?"
icanhascheezburger_feedIt takes a special kind of purrson to adopt a senior cat, but it wouldn't take more than a glance for anyone to see how special 'Pudge', the 18-year-old cat, was.
Adopting senior kitties is one of the hardest and most rewarding things you can do as a cat lover. It's hard because you know that you will fall in love and have your heart broken before you know it, but as Shakespeare once said, "It's better to have loved and have lost than to never have loved at all".
The older they get, the less chance they have of getting adopted, too. For the exact reasons we said earlier, most people don't want to adopt a cat for a year or two, they want as much time with them as they can. It's totally understandable, but that also means that most senior cats end their lives alone in an animal shelter, and that's the least fair thing we can think of.
Pudge was able to escape that unfair reality. Found by happenstance online, one cat mom and her husband took one look at this 18-year-old baby and couldn't say no. He had been kept in a cage his whole life (don't even get us started), but they decided to adopt him and give him the best last months of his life. Well, two months turned into three, three turned into six, and six months turned into a year. Pudge lived. He played. He ate steak, and ice cream.
Pudge's story makes us believe that the love and heartbreak is worth it to see how much a new beginning can change even the oldest cat's life. They deserve it, and so do you.
icanhascheezburger_feedIt's time for your weekly recap of internet cat purrfection!
On weeks like these, when the news cycle is insane, and going on social media is a gamble, we find ourselves wondering about all the cat content that we would miss if we chose to go off socials for a while. And we don't like that. We know that no matter what is going on in the world, people are still talking about cats. Posts about cats are still going viral. And we, as proper cat connoisseurs, feel like we are not allowed to miss any of that goodness. Which is why we are here right meow, sharing this weekly cat meowgazine with you.
Here, we, the writers of ICHC, do the hard work for you. We are the ones who take the risk and get on social media, putting together into one collection the most viral cat tweets of the week, the cutest and funniest cat memes that people shared through the madness, and the most wholesome cat stories that made their way into the headlines, even among everything else. Because our mental health matters. And keeping up with the cat world is one of the ways that we have to make sure that we always start our days on the right paw.
Aisle Take That Seat, Thanks
Mar. 14th, 2026 01:30 pmnotalwaysright_feedRead Aisle Take That Seat, Thanks
My mother is overweight, just enough to make your average public transportation uncomfortable. We booked a flight together and purchased all three seats in one row so that she had space. I took the aisle seat, and she sat by the window. While everyone was boarding, a woman came up.
Woman: "Is anyone sitting in the middle there?"
icanhascheezburger_feedA cat lived to 29-years-old, which is around 135 in human years, making this feline the most cherished, celebrated, and emotionally uplifting scragglemuffin around; while cat lovers gather to ogle at this purrecious feline miracle, they only wish that their own beloved pet at home could live half as long. Perhaps it's time to whip out the Fancy Feast, the cans of pure tuna, and give your cat the infinite affection glitch of love that they absolutely deserve.
Storm In A Light Bulb
Mar. 14th, 2026 01:00 pmnotalwaysright_feed
When Kiera got to the store, somebody was outside trying to get in. Kiera tried to tell the man that they were closed, but he insisted that he just needed one thing, that it was an emergency, etc. Of course, Kiera knew better than to let him inside, but he was absolutely insistent that he had to buy this one thing right now.
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Mar. 14th, 2026 12:45 pmnotalwaysright_feedThis was overheard by me at a library. A tutor is helping a small child with a math lesson, using a sheet of paper that they can see but the child can’t. The tutor is being very loud. Tutor: Seven times four is twenty-eight, seven times five is thirty-five, seven times six is thirty-six- Small […]
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Mar. 14th, 2026 11:45 amnotalwaysright_feed<a href=https://notalwaysright.com/that-probably-tanked-morale-for-a-while/350383/>This story</a> reminded me of an incident from my school days. In the front hall of our private school was a large, evidently somewhat old oscar fish (a kind of cichlid), aptly named “Oscar”. The kindergarten students, whose classroom he was nearest, had the duty of feeding him and took it VERY seriously, and […]
Why are we so obsessed with protein? A new book looks for answers
Mar. 11th, 2026 06:00 pmnewscientist_feedSamantha King and Gavin Weedon's new book Protein digs deep into the nutrient's role in our health. But can it tell you how much you should be eating? Alexandra Thompson explores