A Roaring Debate
Apr. 9th, 2026 01:30 pmRead A Roaring Debate
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Woman #2: "I think dinosaurs really existed."
Woman #1: "You do?"
Woman #2: "But they couldn’t talk to God."
Read A Roaring Debate
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Woman #2: "I think dinosaurs really existed."
Woman #1: "You do?"
Woman #2: "But they couldn’t talk to God."
Read A Roaring Debate
Read Ignoring The Lager Than Life Display

I'm stacking beer. There are four stacks of beer beside me, each six feet high. A customer walks up to me:
Customer: "Do you sell beer?"
My spouse is filling out his portion of an ADHD reassessment on me. I’ve already finished my portion and I’m laying on the bed, playing a video game. He’s reading questions out loud as he goes. Spouse: “Appears be to restless inside even when sitting still…” Me: “Well I’m kind of wiggling my foot right […]
The food pantry I help run has gotten a lot busier over the past 5-6 years, but one day a few months ago, we just got slammed like never before. Ultimately, we gave out 360 bags in about 90 minutes. One of the busiest days we’ve ever had, including Christmas and Thanksgiving. Having long since […]
We tell people that our cats save our lives all the time, and we mean it. Our cats save our mental health, and those two things are basically the same. We would not maintain our sanity for long if we did not come back home to our cats running toward us, with their itty bitty paws itter-pattering across our floor, to greet us. Seeing our cats curled up in blankets around the house makes us smile all the time. Having our cats cause little shenanigans in our homes keeps us smiling, no matter what is going on around us.
Our cats have never saved our lives literally, but we have heard of that happening. Cats feel it when something is wrong with us. They hear it, smell it, sense it. And normally, they act on it. We just need to listen, and it might save our lives for real.
When cats bond with their humans, they bond incredibly hard. We say that all the time, and we stand by that. Oftentimes, when a cat is not outwardly showing you affection, it is up to you to get them to open up. You need to give them time, you need to give them space, you need to show them that you are a safe space rather than someone pressuring them to do something that they don't want to do. Your cat will cuddle with you in their time, not yours.
People who return their cats to shelters for being "unaffectionate" are people who, personally, we think should not adopt cats in the first place. It shows that they do not understand cats. It's much easier for a cat to bond with someone who actually tries rather than giving up on them.
Read Takes An Age To Put The Matter To Bed
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Guest: "Well, your manager said I could do whatever in the room; you'd better go get him."
Me: "Unfortunately, he is not here right now, as it is Saturday, but I do have a copy of your signed contract, and it does not state you can add your own bed into the room."
I hold it up.
Guest: "You call him right now! I am so unhappy with this level of unprofessionalism!"
My child was playing her third year for a local youth soccer team in a small town, hosted by the YMCA. The teams in her most recent year composed of pre-teen to young teen ages, mixed with new and veteran players. Because it was a small and local team, and because of some mismanagement from […]
It is almost 5 on November 24th, which means it is already getting dark (sundown for our location was around 16.50, I checked ). Colleagues are moaning that it is dark when you leave the house and dark when you return. I already refered to the dark six weeks of the year. Colleague (very chipper): […]
Read When They Can’t Just Spell It Out

My craft store is one of the largest in the state, so our selection is huge. It's about five minutes to close when a customer walks over to me and asks:
Customer: "I need some letters for a project."
Cats don't have jobs, but they somehow have a full spending plan. You go out for one thing and come back with a bag of toys, treats, and something labeled "premium" because it sounded important. It's not even a question. If it's for the cat, it's getting bought. Your wallet doesn't stand a chance.
They also have very strong purrchasing opinions. You'll splurge on the nicest toy, only for it to get ignored immediately. Meanwhile, a crumpled receipt becomes the highlight of their day. Same with food. One week it's their favorite, the next week they won't even look at it. No explanation, just a quiet refusal. It's all part of their purrsonal taste.
Then there's the ongoing costs. Scratching posts, beds, replacements for things they've destroyed, and an endless supply of treats. You upgrade once, then again, then suddenly you're deep in it. They're living their best life while you're mentally adding up receipts. It's less budgeting, more catculated spending.
And still, you keep going. You see something and immediately think, they'd like this. Another toy, another treat, another "just in case" purrchase. They don't ask, they don't need to. The spending just happens. At this point, it's not your money, it's a fully funded feline lifestyle.
Every cat person loves hearing about cats who have it well, even if it's not a cat that they're providing for. It's a simple truth of being a part of the global cat community - we're all happy for each other when we know someone gets to experience the joy of providing for a cat. It's not for nothing we call ourselves the humble servants of our feline overlords - we're proud of it. And every cat elevated to their natural position of a household's ruler, is another thing the world done right.
And since this one woman shared her experience tapping into that happy genre of cat adoptions, we feel the feline-lover need to fangirl over it with someone. And that someone is you. We know you're as much of a feline fan as us, since you're already here, so we can safely assume you love a happy ending adoption story just as much as we do. We know people love happy endings in general, but when it's about cat adoption, it makes us think there's a cat-shaped hole in every cat person's heart, ready to host only the happiest of cat adoption stories.
Such are cat lovers - happy for cats just as much as they're happy for a close relative, or a best friend. We're sure there's some deep psychological explanation for it all, but we're not experts on that. What we do know, is that we're extremely happy to know another cat has found his forever home. Every cat deserves that. They deserve a full food bowl, a human who loves them, and four walls to call home.
Everybody thinks being a cat sitter is an easy job, but that is far from the truth. You are charged with taking care of someone's most precious family member, with no way of communicating with them directly (unless some of you out there speak cat, and in which case, teach us your ways). Is it a lot of physical labor? No, but the job itself holds a lot of responsibility. And if you are faced with the purrfectly difficult decision of making a medical choice while the owner is away, the responsibility of your actions will weigh on you heavily.
While cat sitting for a friend, the cat sitter noticed that the kitty wouldn't stop scratching their ears. After contacting the owner, who wrote it off, the cat sitter decided to take matters into her own hands and bring the cat to the vet. She paid the $190 bill for the exam and medicine, and learned that there might have been purrmanent damage if she hadn't gotten help when she did. Happy with her report, what she didn't expect was the cold shoulder from the friend and pawrent upon her return.
Growing up, I was introduced to a British sci-fi comedy. The characters frequently use a certain curse and insult that I had only ever heard in that show. My mom also had a friend who, though he was a born and raised Canadian, was rather British due to his parents being immigrants. So I thought […]
Read Was Not Their Light Bulb Moment, Part 3

I see a customer walking down the frozen aisle, slowly. She's opening each section and looking around with a scowl on her face. I go finish a task and when I come back ten minutes later, the same customer is still there, looking inside another freezer compartment, moving some frozen pizzas around.