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notalwaysright_feedRead Dad Jokes Are Bigger In Texas
Waitress: "Can I get you guys any desserts? We do a real good pie."
Me: "Oh, the pie sounds nice, but no cream, please."
Waitress: "Oh, but you gotta get the cream! It's actually illegal not to have cream with pie in Texas!"
icanhascheezburger_feedDuring times like this, when the internet is filled with nothing but drama and clickbait, we find ourselves really longing for the internet of the past. For that purity. For that feeling of simple joy. And there are not many places left on the internet where you can find this - this true feeling of nostalgia. But there is one place, and you are in it. Here, at ICanHasCheezbuger, we have preserved that sense of nostalgia by continuing to provide you with the best Lolcat memes every single week.
And we did not do this on our own. It is our audience that keeps producing these hissterical cat memes, using our very own state-of-the-art full-of-nostalgia cat meme builder, where you can create your own iconic nostalgic cat memes. And here you have it. You came looking, and you found exactly what you needed - the best of this week. A distraction that is pawsitive and purrfect from start to finish.
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notalwaysright_feedRead Whether You Talk About The Weather Depends On Your Britishness
Shopkeeper: "That's £2, please, mate."
Me: *As I tap my card, I realise that doesn't sound right.* "Hang on, £2? Isn't it supposed to be £3?"
Shopkeeper: *Stares at me for a long moment.* "Christ, you're right. I think my brain has melted."
Read Whether You Talk About The Weather Depends On Your Britishness
notalwaysright_feedRead Under The Same Account… And Roof
About eight or nine years ago, a man came to our hotel with a young woman on his arm. They'd just come from a local bar and were looking for a room. I took his card and ID and noticed he was already registered. I mentioned this, and he said he needed a separate room. Reserving my judgement of this dillweed, I ran an authorization on his card and checked him in.
notalwaysright_feedRead Sweet Home Tiranë
I'm speaking to a coworker in another language, spoken by most of the workers at this family-run deli. As I am doing so, a customer storms over, looking upset. She is on her phone but has interrupted her conversation to shout at us:
Customer: "This is America! Whatever language that is, you stop it!"
Read Sweet Home Tiranë
icanhascheezburger_feedAs people who feed stray cats on a pretty regular basis, we know the bond that can build between a human and a cat - just because of that one kind action. That's truly all it takes. Be nice to a stray cat, and the cat will show you love like you have never expected to get before. When that happens, it's not just the cat that bonds with the human who fed it, the human bonds just as hard. It's no surprise that, often, these stray cats will adopt the humans who fed them and that the humans are very happy about it.
That is pretty much what happened here - this couple fed this stray cat, let this cat come into their home for hours at a time. They bonded with this stray cat. Even their house cats bonded with it. The couple was preparing to adopt the cat, until one day, they found out that their neighbor, apparently, "claimed" the same kitty, and now… they have a dilemma to face.
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notalwaysright_feedRead Choose Your Battles, Part 18
Cousin: "[My Name], you're a twin?"
Me: "Yeah! He's gone out with my dad to get ice."
Cousin: "Have you been a twin all your life?"
icanhascheezburger_feedWhat would you do if you had one million dollars? Well, feline fam, we would do a lot of things. Maybe we would set up our own animal shelter that would TNR stray cats, or purrhaps we would build the world's largest catio to give all the homeless cats a safe place to live. Of course, we would adopt them and feed them the finest tuna the world has to offer (maybe not the finest tuna, you'd be surprised how much premium tuna costs these days).
So, if you happen to come across a winning lottery ticket, send it our way so we can help all the kitties! Until then, we'll just keep giving shout-outs to all the hoomans who went out and changed the lives of cats this week. Each purrson adopted a sweet cat or kitten, and now these cats finally get to enjoy the love of a hooman. Scroll down to read all these wholesome cat adoption stories below!
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notalwaysright_feedRead A Different Kind Of Soap Opera Drama, Part 3
Roommate: "What did you do?!"
Me: "I'm just giving them an extra scrub with soap. I—"
Roommate: "—Where did all the bubbles come from?"
Me: "Uh... the soap."
Roommate: "What?! Show me!"
notalwaysright_feedRead Oh No, Pharaoh
Customer: "Oh, that's a pretty name. Where is it from?"
Me: "Egypt, ma'am."
Customer: "Are you from there?"
Me: "I was born there, but I moved to the U.S. when I was nine."
Customer: "So did you, like, grow up in a pyramid?"
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notalwaysright_feed(My college student daughter and I both do cosplay. We’re cutting and pinning fabric for a new costume, when I realize we haven’t replaced our seam gauge, so I grab an old plastic ruler. Most rulers are marked so you measure starting at the end, but I notice this one has start and end markings […]
newscientist_feednewscientist_feednewscientist_feednotalwaysright_feedI am the son of Indian immigrants. When I was in elementary school, my parents sent me to an Indian culture class, where the students learnt 1 language, geography, culture, and Hindu mythology. Since I speak Telugu near fluently (though I can’t write it), my parents made me learn Hindi instead. That ended up being […]
notalwaysright_feedRead This Story Has A Silver Lining
I'm serving a table for five. The mother at the table is extremely rude, complaining the entire time. There's too much ice in her drink, not enough carbonation in her Diet Coke, her son's broccoli is cut too big, the music is too loud, the ketchup is too sweet, the fries are too short, etc.
notalwaysright_feedmy husband and father in law work for a property management company, their job description is basically to do whatever needs doing in the home (lots of times a 3rd of 4th hone of very wealthy people) whether it be checking a greenhouse in cold weather or installing new kitchen cabinets, to just cleaning gutters. […]
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